...So reads the title of a the latest blog piece from "Secret Blog of a TV Controller (aged 33 and 3/4)"
It is an hilarious reaction to this morning's Guardian story:
The anonymous author of a spoof blog, supposedly written by the controller of BBC3, Danny Cohen, has become the Scarlet Pimpernel of the television industry. With its close-to-the-bone bitchiness, toe-curling depiction of programme commissioning meetings and walk-on parts for several well-known industry figures, The Secret Blog of a TV Controller, aged 33, has transfixed many in the industry.
The spoof blogger certainly has a well-developed sense of humour.