There's bound to be an autumn election - Martin Salter says so. Oh well, that's a cast iron certainty then

The Times and others are reporting that we are likely to have an autumn "snap" General Election. The reports are based on a quote from Martin Salter MP.

So, given that priceless imprimatur there isn't a remote chance of getting that story confused with other typical August stories about the Cornish "JAWS 2", Crop Circles, the Loch Ness monster, the Beast of Bodmin etc is there?