Charles Kennedy has put together a fantastic case to win.
I was initially seduced by Des Lynham and his Seven Sisters cliffs in Sussex. But, hey, they are chocolate-boxey and sentimental. They are falling apart anyway.
Hadrian's Wall? Come off it. A couple of thousand years old.
And don't even get me started on Blackpool Tower and Mr Cheap-as-Chips.
No. When you look around this kingdom of ours, there is only one choice to go for. The vast, hugely dominating, awesome Scottish highlands, as exemplified wonderfully by the Cuillins.
Oh! You thought the title was about something else did you?
Of course, I was referring to ITV's Britain's Favourite View.