Friday, December 29, 2006

Dylan,Cash and MacGowan - X-factor rejects?

I have recently been thinking about what would happen if Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash and Shane MacGowan appeared at an X-factor audition (putting aside, for a moment, the fact that Johnny Cash is in some heavenly choir and Shane MacGowan is otherwise detained enriching Dublin pub-owners).

Imagine the comments:

Johnny Cash: "Hopelessly flat" - Louis Walsh.

Bob Dylan: "Tuneless whining" - Simon Cowell.

Shane MacGowan: "Even attempting to be a pub singer is beyond you" - Simon Cowell.

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