Woman in underwear appears on Newbury's Telephone Exchange building

Yes, the long-awaited event in Newbury's history occurred this evening.

I was just walking out of the Corn Exchange when I noticed some people in fluorescent yellow jackets by the bank on the corner. Then I realised they were a film crew. I went round the corner and there it was...a headless woman in all her glory and underwear, projected on the full length of the approx. ten storey telephone exchange.

I saw a comely figure, being covered by the cameras, looking at me. I enquired: "Is that you?". "Do I look like I have boobs?" enquired, in return, the presenter of "How to look good naked", Mr Gok Wan.

Nevertheless, my wife was interviewed extensively by Mr Wan.