Thursday, January 4, 2007

Fellow Lift breakdown occupants from Hell

I have often thought of the three worst people I would want to be stuck in a broken-down lift with.

My worst three would be:

1. Jeffrey Archer
2. Edwina Currie
3. Sebastian Coe

If I was stuck in a lift with all three, I think I would emerge from the lift with inter-cranial bleeding due to banging my head up against the wall of the lift.

Any thoughts on these or others?
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5 comments:

  1. TristanJanuary 4, 2007 at 5:59 AM

    Edwina wouldn't be so bad. She's at least intelligent.

    Prescott would be awful, especially if I were female...

    Anyone who decided to preach religion at me.

    Alistair Campbell would of course try to spin the lift breaking down as a lie, or try to blame it on the Tories...

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2007 at 6:58 AM

    Lembit Opik and both of the Cheeky Girls?

    What with LO's incredible prowess I think it would be pretty obscene!

    David O'L

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  3. PaulJanuary 4, 2007 at 7:59 AM

    THanks Tristan and David

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  4. Norfolk BloggerJanuary 5, 2007 at 11:14 AM

    Gloria Hunniford (talentless), Mark Durden-Smith (even more talentless man who ITV appear to love and gove lot os work to) amd Anthony Worral Thompson (the world's most smug man, a nasty Tory and capable of spoling any decent TV show)

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  5. PaulJanuary 5, 2007 at 11:31 AM

    Delicious choice NIcholas (no pun intended in the case of Wozza).

    Shurely not our Gloria??!!!

    Would you squeeze in Mark Durden-Smith's mum, Judith Chalmers perhaps?

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